Politics

And so we enter the final chapter of Common Sense, titled “Is it a rising or a setting sun?” And within the first two paragraphs, he italicizes no less than five phrases and uses all caps twice, including the rarely-seen small caps: “WE ARE NOT SHEEP. AMERICANS HAVE NEVER BEEN SHEEP”. Yes, he really does make ‘AMERICANS’ smaller than the rest of his text. I have no clue why he does that. He then arrogantly goes on to proclaim that “If the American experiment fails, then so does the cause of liberty, not just here, but around the world.” Really? So out of all the countries in the world, now and forever, none of them have ‘liberty’ except for the US? I don’t even know what to say to that.

He then brings up a list of inventions from ‘the lone entrepreneur’ attracted by ‘America’s promise of freedom’, including the computer, lightbulb, car, telephone, assembly line (treating workers like machines is freedom now?), and… the Popsicle? But you know, I guess that governments and non-American individuals can’t compete: just look at this sorry list of inventions:

• The Internet (a project of the Advanced Research Projects Agency, a government agency)
• The World Wide Web (invented by the British Tim Berners-Lee)
• Arguably, the concept of a computer itself and much of modern computer science was invented by British mathematician Alan Turing (who later committed suicide after being put on mandatory estrogen therapy for his homosexuality, an act which the British government has only recently apologized for)
• GPS, which was originally a US Navy project
• The vaccine, invented by Edward Jenner in the 1770s

I could go on, but that’s not the point.

The point is that Glenn Beck is incredibly crazy, and that the ‘common sense’ he’s devoted this entire book to are nothing more than the ramblings of a madman interspersed with the occasional good point. Is it an act? Is he just trying to make money? Or does he, perhaps, actually believe what he’s saying? The point is immaterial because the end result is the same: there are people who believe this, who honestly believe that September 12th was a moment when the nation came together instead of a moment when America was basically reeling in shock. I don’t attribute this to maliciousness, at least not for the majority of people. Unlike some people I know, I think that Republicans are simply misinformed. But the misinformers, the Glenn Becks and the Ann Coulters and the Rush Limbaughs of the world, are the root cause of the problem.

So what do we do about it? We, the progressives (liberal is a dirty word now) have to take back modern political discourse and shape it for a better cause. I think the advent of the Internet has helped, enabling the random person to have a voice, no matter how insignificant or small. But the important thing is to not give up hope; if you give up on Obama and Democrats, then it will only legitimize his critics when they point to a low approval rating, deliberately glossing over the fact that it’s low because to many he’s not progressive enough. Donate to your favorite political causes, write about what you’re interested in, just don’t give up. But what I don’t think you should do is splinter off into a third party; sure, if you live in a solidly blue state, like Illinois or California or something, by all means vote SPUSA. But if you live in a battleground state, then splitting the progressive vote could easily lose you the state; remember what happened to Gore in 2000. Don’t let that happen again in 2012.

Chapter 5 is titled “The Cancer of Progressivism”. It’s exactly what you think it is, except that instead of any actual, solid definition of ‘progressivism’, he just uses it to stand for ‘a very bad thing that I don’t like!’ Throughout the chapter, he never actually defines what ‘Progressives’ are or what they believe that’s in any way consistent with the people I know that call themselves progressives. For example, he claims that “One of the hallmarks of Progressive thought is the concept of redistribution: the idea that your money and property are only yours if the State doesn’t determine that there is a higher or better use for it.” Uh, what? He can’t be complaining about eminent domain, because that’s written in the Holy Constitution, Peace Be Upon It. So I’m guessing he’s conflating (probably intentionally) progressivism with Communism, which is absolutely disingenious and reminiscent of McCarthyism. He then goes on to rant about how Teddy Roosevelt believed property is “subject to the general right of the community to regulate its use to whatever degree the public welfare may require it.” Again, this quote strikes me more as Teddy Roosevelt saying that just because you own something, it doesn’t mean you can do whatever the hell you want with it. People who own factories don’t have the right to dump their shit into the air, people who own houses can’t set up a nuclear plant in their backyard, etc. It’s not entirely unreasonable, yet this strikes Beck as being the worst thing in the world.

So now we move on to the environmental movement. He asks whether “[environmentalists] honestly believe that the environment can really be “saved” through government intervention”, despite two pages earlier stating that “[progressives] love their country and genuinely believe that this is the best way forward.” He throws out the old “global cooling/warming” canard, first noting that (supposedly) scientists believed the earth was cooling in the 1970s, and so we can never trust them again on anything ever. The problem here is twofold: first off, the scientific papers of the time were merely reporting that temperature was on a downward trend over a timescale on the order of decades, as exemplified by this quote:

However, there is no physical basis for predicting either the timing or magnitude of such changes because we do not yet understand the underlying causes. Likewise there is no real basis for the alarmist predictions of an imminent ice age which have largely been based on extrapolation of the 30-year trend of falling temperatures between 1940 and 1965.

Second, serious scientists have never really called it “global warming”; again, this is a popular phrase picked up by the press because it’s easier to remember than “anthropogenic climate change”; yes, some parts of the earth will get colder, and some will get warmer, but the point is that it’s changing beyond normal parameters.

He then brings up the mercury level of CFLs; four milligrams of mercury per bulb, compared to .12 milligrams in a can of tuna. I’m not entirely sure what the point of that comparison is; does somebody need to tell him that you don’t eat CFLs? You might as well complain about the levels of mercury in your dental fillings, or your thermostat (which, according to the EPA [PDF], can contain up to 3000 milligrams of mercury.)
He then assaults the reader’s intelligence with this quote, which is probably one of the dumbest:

Isn’t it amazing that the law does not require one human being to save another human being from injury or death? if you see a stranger, or even a relative, drowning in a pool, the law doesn’t impose any obligation on you to save them, even if you could do so without any risk to yourself. Yet the same legal system requires you, under threat of penalty, to recycle, to avoid letting your car idle, and to put CFL bulbs with poisonous mercury into your homes—all to save the environment.

So wait. Glenn Beck thinks that the government interferes too much in our lives, and yet simultaneously thinks that we should be legally obliged to save other people’s lives? I mean, what? Seriously, what? Does he really want people untrained in first aid trying to ‘rescue’ people from car accidents, accidentally paralyzing or breaking something because they equate “car wreck” with “must remove person immediately!”, thinking that they’re about to die even when they’re in no further danger? And for that matter, if we were required to aid other people in danger, wouldn’t being legally required to protect the environment follow? After all, if we fuck up the environment, it would lead to the deaths of millions of people. But thinking things through to their logical conclusions isn’t exactly Glenn Beck’s strong point.

Another thing Beck really seems to be freaked out about is the mandatory testing of newborn infants for certain genetic diseases. I mean honestly, what’s so bad about that? Testing for genetic diseases can save lives if they’re caught early. But no, he’s worried about some future dystopia where “those accused of murder and rape have their blood and DNA protected more than innocent newborn babies.” Innocent until proven guilty? What the hell is that? Whenever you’re accused of something, you lose all your rights, end of story. He’s also conveniently ignoring genetic patenting, which hinders research and effectively grants corporations exclusive rights to research into certain areas.
On another privacy-related note, he brings up the DHS report titled “Rightwing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment” (available on Wikileaks). From my reading of it, all that it seems to be saying is that Obama’s stances on various issues, both perceived and actual, have been inciting various extremist groups; Beck’s claim that the report states “veterans of the armed forces pose a heightened security risk to the country” is a (likely intentional) misreading of the section on disgruntled military veterans, which notes “DHS/I&A assesses that rightwing extremists will attempt to recruit and radicalize returning veterans in order to exploit their skills and knowledge derived from military training and combat.” I mean, noting that people who already have combat training would be valuable targets for extremist recruiting is kind of common sense. He then goes on to insult every single congressperson who spoke out against Bush’s warrantless wiretapping by noting that since they didn’t say anything about a report that suggests that further action might be advisable sometime in the future, without actually putting any action into place, they’re “cockroaches who care nothing about liberty and freedom.” Really? Fuck you.

This is already the longest section of the review, and I’m not even done with the chapter yet. Coming up on part 7, Glenn Beck rages against the public schooling system, and intimates without saying it that only Christians can possibly be moral.

I recently picked up a copy of Glenn Beck’s Common Sense. Why, I don’t know. It just jumped out at me in the bookstore, and it was 30% off anyway. So I decided that, since just burning it would be silly, I’m going to read through it and post my response to each chapter, with counterarguments and citations and such. There are eight chapters (if you include the introduction and the chapter on the 9/12 project), and I’ll probably do a chapter every few days (except for chapter 5, which I’ll have to split into two posts due to its sheer size), so this should take about a month as long as college life doesn’t interfere too badly.

First, a bit of information about the book itself: it goes for incredibly cheap on Amazon (about $7 or so), it’s 111 pages long (174 with the copy of Thomas Paine’s Common Sense he included as well as sources), and oddly enough for a political book, I can’t find a single positive review printed on it. Now, onto the introduction.

The very first sentence of the introduction is “I think I know who you are.” Beck then proceeds to list the qualities he believes the audience for the book has. Several of them, such as “you try to do the right thing every day,” or “You sometimes argue with friends about politics, not because you are a political activist, but because you think the issues are actually important” are so trite as to be essentially meaningless. Others, such as “… you stopped expressing opinions on sensitive issues a long time ago because you don’t want to be called a racist, bigot, or homophobe if you stand by your values and principles” or “Now our government, the instigator of our problems, is telling everybody that they have to start sacrificing” are thinly-veiled attacks on progressives. We’re only in the introduction and, without explicitly mentioning it, Beck has started his assault on what be perceives to be the cause of all of modern America’s ills: the government. He briefly seems to realize that there might be other problems when he remarks

… you wonder why it makes you feel like a bad parent if your kids don’t have certain shoes, the newest video games, or aren’t signed up for five different sports teams

Sadly, it’s unlikely that Glenn Beck will attack corporate advertising for turning wants into perceived needs. There’s also a bit of unintentional comedy in

You’re not a prude, but you happen to think that a three-year-old shouldn’t be watching shows that treat sex lightly and mock mothers and fathers. But what can you do? The other shows are worse.

If Beck is using this introduction as a method of venting his own complaints about parenting, then clearly he needs to either subscribe to Nickelodeon or Noggin, or possibly even… turn off the TV or not let his kids watch it! Shocking, I know. Aren’t Republicans supposed to be all about personal responsibility? So why is Beck complaining about how the TV is doing a poor job of raising children?

Anyway, once we’re done with the list of grievances Beck has nailed to the metaphorical door, he states that “The fastest way to be branded a danger, a militia member, or just plain crazy is to quite the words of our Founding Fathers.” What the hell? I don’t think that quoting the founding fathers (I absolutely refuse to deify them with a proper noun) makes you crazy at all. But what I do think is that crazy people tend to quote them in their political arguments, as if they were absolutely perfect and had no moral flaws in and of themselves. Do I need to remind them that the three-fifths compromise, which literally stated that slaves were not a whole person, was put in the Constitution by the founding fathers, or that the famous phrase “all men are created equal” didn’t include people with an excess of melanin? Do you have any doubt that, were they to be transported to today, they would nearly have a heart attack at the fact that we elected a… a NEGRO to the office of President? But I don’t want to go on a tangent here about how stupid founding father worship is; this is about Glenn Beck’s book.

He wants us to realize how America changed from how it used to be; notice the subtle implication that change is always bad. If the typical Beck reader is about 40 or so, then in their childhoods rights for non-whites was a new concept, gay rights were practically non-existent. Lawrence v. Texas, which ruled sodomy laws as unconstitutional, wasn’t even until 2003! I know he didn’t mean it that way, but it’s still rather amusing. The introduction ends with Beck imploring us to ‘declare the causes that unite us’, advice which the modern Republican party does sorely need. We’ll see what those causes are over the next nine chapters (hint: veiled racism/classism/bigotry!)